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Whenever I read the news, I think this is a good idea.
(Sorry, @Laughterkey)
Reblogged from justintimberflakes
acceptable pet names:
- babe
- baby
- sweetie
- cutie pie
- darling
- honey
unacceptable pet names:
- boo boo sweetie oojy woojy poogy poo
- cthulu
- sweet devil prince in the pale moon light
- Leslie
- floor
- 2% milk
- Ella Fitzgerald
I love you, floor.
I love you too, 2% milk.
Reblogged from justintimberflakes
those days where you feel like you are just too hot to handle
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Reblogged from justintimberflakes
True. Except it’s a crocodile. Much more aggressive than the pissweak gators you yanks have.
Yeah, Alligators are just for practice.
(Source: did-yuo-kno)
Reblogged from justintimberflakes
So today I told my brother I wasn’t going to let him use my laptop and he swore he would get me back. An hour later I realized he was missing but I didn’t care and then the doorbell rang and I went to see who it was and here he was…
